Got day-drunk on the shortest day of the year
Upper case Y is by far the hardest (English) letter to write.
No shave November should really be named touch your face month
Does anyone REALLY care what flavor their toothpaste is?
What ever happened to urinals that go all the way to the floor?
Sitting in a tree and reading beowulf, so folk metal
It’s impossible to cheat if you make up all the rules
